Jokes that will laugh your socks off!

Jokes

1. A man called his eye doctor to make an appointment. The doctor said "Do you want your eyes checked?" "No thanks" said the man "I like my eyes brown"
2. Why did the duck cross the road? To get the times. do you get it? No i get the journal news!
3. Where does a donkey go on a field trip? To a [/i]mule[i]-seum!
4. Knock, knock! Who's there?? Spell Spell who? W-H-O.
5. Why are you eating alphabet soup? Because if i were eating number soup i would be a cow-culator!
6. What did the green grape sap to the purple grape? Breathe!
7. Where did the sneakers go on vacation? Lace Vegas!
8. Sarah spell vacuum. V-A-C-W-M. That is incorrect. There is no W in vacuum. I did not saw W i said double U!
9. Knock knock! Who's there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta salt and pepper please!
10. Where are you taking that skunk? To the gym. What about the smell?! Oh, he'll get used to it!
11. Three guys were driving to the park. As they got closer, they saw a sign that said, Park Left. Too Bad! they said, and turned around to go back home
12. A duck, a deer, and a skunk went out to dinner. When the waiter came with the check, the deer said he did not have a buck and the skunk said he did not have a scent so they put it on the ducks bill!
13. What kind of bank does a penguin go to? a snowbank!
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Handsome Handsome who? Handsome over those cookies please! I'm hungry!

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Rockz they rule!!!!

bianca why don't you create another topic and put your funny stuff there?

ooohhhhhhhhh! it's supposed to be an even number! choose two not more not less than two!
tell what you voted for!

molzz wrote:I have, i put Yes

you were supposed to choose two!

well i have posted once.

Lol! These jokes are funny.